Just had dinner with ElectraDaddy and DynaPapa.

That feeling of jealousy you’re experiencing is totally normal.

My computer has just 9% battery life left, there’s laundry to do, I have to shower, we unsuccessfully tried to get the boys to nap to help them recover from their cold, I was just interviewed by a local paper about the play and I gave clumsy quotes, I’m watching the boys alone because my wife fell asleep, I’m going on a restless night and I’m attending the premiere of my play in just over four hours.

I’ll post later if I can. Otherwise, just assume ElectraDaddy, DynaPapa, my wife and I are all having a smashing time. Or that I passed out in the third row and my snores are disrupting the play.

Hey, that Fighting With Babies video post was my 2,000th post. Do I get a plaque from Tumblr or something?

All this talk about mumblr gossip and drama got me thinking, rather than fight it, we should ramp it up. So, I’m starting some dumblr gossip…

grumpy-dad isn’t grumpy at all. In fact, he’s quite nice and enjoys scrapbooking.

lazydad hunts endangered animals from his chauffeured Hummer.

electradaddy is actually an ocelot who won a laptop in a Frito-Lay sweepstakes.

Let the chaos begin.

johnness replied to your post: I went back 44 pages and can’t find where you said why you aren’t posting pictures of your kids faces anymore. Can you catch me up? 

Can you share the link to the mom that had the FB problem?

Because of all that creepiness, she nuked her Tumblr account. After a while, she started a new one, but is keeping it relatively low-profile and I don’t want to out her.

I should have put one of those new Tumblr highlight flags on that depression reblog.

Or I could just continue living under the delusion that every single one of my posts is vitally important, making highlight flags unnecessary.