My Craigslist ad: put my kids to bed and I will do things for you. Not those things. Unless you also bathe them.
…is someone about to have their first child talking about how easy it is to be a parent.
People love to give advice. We love give advice* back.
*advice = sack of angry badgers
Lynda Barry, in reference to romantic relationships, but it also applies to parenting
I feel like they just conspired together…
THE WINK, THE WINK IS KILLING ME.
This is so adorable!!
It got better!
Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies.
Of course, if you ask me questions, I’ll probably totally lie my ass off.
Anon is on.