The Daddy Complex

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Story Time

Wife:
OK, time for a story. Who wants to start?

Wyatt:
Mama, can I act out my part?

Wife:
No.

Wyatt:
Why?

Wife:
It'll take too long. Boone, start us off.

Boone:
Um... Once upon a time, there was a snake—

Wyatt:
—Ssssss... I'm a snake–

Boone:
—who lived in a cabin.

Wyatt:
And I live in a cabin. Ssssss.

Boone:
He's acting.

Wife:
I know!