My Craigslist ad: put my kids to bed and I will do things for you. Not those things. Unless you also bathe them.
While I miss my family terribly and can’t wait for their return… Guys, I’ve gotten so much done.
I feel kinda bad about it. Like, maybe the apartment should be a wreck to show how I can’t function without them.
But, nope. Chores done, projects finished, sleep had.
My family’s been gone for days. The boy’s room has never been cleaner and I hate it. I can’t wait for them—and the mess they bring with them—to return on Tuesday.
I feel like they just conspired together…
THE WINK, THE WINK IS KILLING ME.
This is so adorable!!
It got better!
Wyatt (age 5), who inspired his twin brother Boone to make his own short-legged superhero named Funny Baby
Guys, finish your breakfast or I'm going to blow a gasket!
What's a gasket?
It's part of an engine.
What does it do?
It... uh... gasks.
It turns out Cap’n Crunch, Toucan Sam, the Trix Rabbit and other cereal mascots aren’t just staring from the box. They’re staring specifically at your kids. And now, into your nightmares.