The Daddy Complex


Billionaire CEO
The folks who run multi-billion-dollar companies also love to collect things like airlines, islands and politicians. Since the primary function of this job is to proclaim, “I want that!” about seemingly unattainable things, kids would fit into this role nicely. They’ve honed this skill at toy stores, ice cream parlors, gift shops and dog pounds—even ones they’ve just seen as they drive by. It’s moot whether they do it from a minivan or the back of a limo.

I did a thing for How To Be A Dad where I suggest some jobs could best be filled by kids.
[gif via Kodomo Keisatsu (Kids Police)]

Billionaire CEO

The folks who run multi-billion-dollar companies also love to collect things like airlines, islands and politicians. Since the primary function of this job is to proclaim, “I want that!” about seemingly unattainable things, kids would fit into this role nicely. They’ve honed this skill at toy stores, ice cream parlors, gift shops and dog pounds—even ones they’ve just seen as they drive by. It’s moot whether they do it from a minivan or the back of a limo.

I did a thing for How To Be A Dad where I suggest some jobs could best be filled by kids.

[gif via Kodomo Keisatsu (Kids Police)]

High-res electradaddy:

One of those times you’re left wishing that you’d purchased that bicycle built for two and gotten Charlie Capen’s new address. Heck, I’ve even got the song composed in my mind. 

Charlie, Charlie
Give me your answer, do
I’m half (ok, totes) crazy
All for the nudes (in a totally non-lewd way) of you
I’ll even try to manage
Not to peak at your undercarriage
Cuz you’ll look sweet
On the seat
Of a bicycle built for two.
(But, Gurrrl, it’s June in California. That seat’s gonna be warm so I’d bring along a towel.)

Charlie, I hope you say, “Yes!” Cuz the only other person I know who’d gladly ride naked through the streets of LA is thedaddycomplex and you know he’ll wanna bring along one of those damn puppets.
Gurrrl, you don’t even wanna know where he perches that thing when he’s nude bike riding. Adds new meaning to the phrase, puppet-on-a-stick.
In all seriousness, I know the last few days have been stressful for Charlie & his family. I’m glad to read things went well. Hopefully this post will bring a much needed smile during a stressful time. Oh, why was the thedaddycomplex mentioned in this post? I just threw him in cuz, well, when you think of nude bike riding and puppets who else would logically come to mind?

He’s right. To me, nude biking and puppets just go well together.

electradaddy:

One of those times you’re left wishing that you’d purchased that bicycle built for two and gotten Charlie Capen’s new address. Heck, I’ve even got the song composed in my mind. 

Charlie, Charlie
Give me your answer, do
I’m half (ok, totes) crazy
All for the nudes (in a totally non-lewd way) of you
I’ll even try to manage
Not to peak at your undercarriage
Cuz you’ll look sweet
On the seat
Of a bicycle built for two.
(But, Gurrrl, it’s June in California. That seat’s gonna be warm so I’d bring along a towel.)

Charlie, I hope you say, “Yes!” Cuz the only other person I know who’d gladly ride naked through the streets of LA is thedaddycomplex and you know he’ll wanna bring along one of those damn puppets.

Gurrrl, you don’t even wanna know where he perches that thing when he’s nude bike riding. Adds new meaning to the phrase, puppet-on-a-stick.

In all seriousness, I know the last few days have been stressful for Charlie & his family. I’m glad to read things went well. Hopefully this post will bring a much needed smile during a stressful time. Oh, why was the thedaddycomplex mentioned in this post? I just threw him in cuz, well, when you think of nude bike riding and puppets who else would logically come to mind?

He’s right. To me, nude biking and puppets just go well together.