If and Then
If you are not married then do not give marriage advice.
If you are not a parent then don’t give parenting advice.
This times a million.
When something like this gets posted, invariably people say “Yes, but there’s nothing wrong with offering perspective” or some similar defense.
You know what? There is something wrong with offering perspective because “perspective,” by definition, means you’re looking at something, not being that something.
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Holy shit.
I was going to post a bunch of pics from our Father’s Day thing, but decided on this instead.
(By the way, this picture was not posed. I asked them to hold still so I could get a shot, but they kept moving. This was the result.)
Here you see the Lost Boys exploring the abandoned zoo in Griffith Park.
We had a Father’s Day picnic with a few other friends there. All of our boys pretended to be lions and gorillas in the empty paddocks.
My wife and I brought a pitcher of mimosas and, after we’d polished it off, realized we should’ve offered some to the other parents.
Oops.
Anyway, prepare yourself for a few pics from this outing tomorrow.
My wife knows me well. Awesome Father’s Day gift.
Happy F-Day
Batman HATES Father’s Day.
To any dads out there who are also not Batman, happy Father’s Day.
You’ve still got time to run out and grab that last-minute gift for the dad in your life. What could that gift possibly be, you ask? Two words: Whiskey…
Okay. Just one word.
Sorry.
