While I miss my family terribly and can’t wait for their return… Guys, I’ve gotten so much done.
I feel kinda bad about it. Like, maybe the apartment should be a wreck to show how I can’t function without them.
But, nope. Chores done, projects finished, sleep had.
My family’s been gone for days. The boy’s room has never been cleaner and I hate it. I can’t wait for them—and the mess they bring with them—to return on Tuesday.
Wyatt (age 5), who inspired his twin brother Boone to make his own short-legged superhero named Funny Baby
Guys, finish your breakfast or I'm going to blow a gasket!
What's a gasket?
It's part of an engine.
What does it do?
It... uh... gasks.
Maybe you’re a new parent. Or want to be a parent someday. Or you’re long past your Toddler-Wrangling Years and want to look back with nostalgia and pants-shitting terror over that time…
"The toddler reaches its purest, most toddlerian state during playtime."
I don’t know where he got it, but Boone’s new thing is doing the disco call anytime he’s naked.