While I miss my family terribly and can’t wait for their return… Guys, I’ve gotten so much done.
I feel kinda bad about it. Like, maybe the apartment should be a wreck to show how I can’t function without them.
But, nope. Chores done, projects finished, sleep had.
My family’s been gone for days. The boy’s room has never been cleaner and I hate it. I can’t wait for them—and the mess they bring with them—to return on Tuesday.
People love to give advice. We love give advice* back.
*advice = sack of angry badgers
Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies.
Of course, if you ask me questions, I’ll probably totally lie my ass off.
Anon is on.
Wyatt (age 5), who inspired his twin brother Boone to make his own short-legged superhero named Funny Baby
Guys, finish your breakfast or I'm going to blow a gasket!
What's a gasket?
It's part of an engine.
What does it do?
It... uh... gasks.
I don’t know where he got it, but Boone’s new thing is doing the disco call anytime he’s naked.