No. We wanted two. We got two. We’re set.
And as I’ve said before, whenever my wife holds a friend’s newborn and I see a look in her eye like she misses having a baby, I hand her a margarita and keep them coming until the feeling passes.
But, you’re not crazy to want a fourth kid. Who cares what people say? To each his or her own. Anyway, it’ll just mean more margaritas for us.
No, I didn’t know. I recently said in an interview I don’t really think about what people would like. Mostly because:
- Doing so removes any joy from this process
- I’m always wrong anyway
I just write stuff I think is funny/honest/ebullient/flatulent. If people agree or like it, (as they did with CTFD) that’s just an added bonus.
I start by whining, then I follow with some unhelpful comments like, “Holy crap, did you get any of that food in your mouth?”
Really, though, we clean the table first and let the kids remain caked in food until bedtime. Sometimes, we just send them to bed with a replenishing marinara face mask.
The Moon. Or Narnia.
If you’re in town for just a few days, I think the pier and one of the studios might be enough. Depending on where you’re staying, getting to and exploring the pier can be a full day. And (LegoLand isn’t exactly close by.) For an inexpensive, yet entertaining activity, you should check out Hollywood Blvd. It’s a freakshow.
And good luck with the CTFD stuff. Let me know if you figure it out. I’m still trying.
I can burp the alphabet.
Wait… Is that a quality or a skill?
It looked like this…