Turning Wine Into Water

Boone:
All this running around is making me thirsty.

Wyatt:
Me, too. Hey, old man. Give me sip of your water.

Me:
No, no. This isn't water.

Wyatt:
Yeah, it is. We all drink water.

Me:
We do. But this is... "Daddy Water."

Boone:
What do you mean?

Me:
It's only for dads.

Wyatt:
Okay. I wondered why our water wasn't red like yours.

Boone:
And our water comes out of that filtered pitcher, not a tall glass bottle.

Wyatt:
What's that weird beige thing that comes out of the top of the bottle?

Me:
That's called a cork. It keeps the Daddy Water from going bad.

Boone:
Man, your water goes bad? You've got it rough.

Me:
I sure do. It's a hassle. Best leave the Daddy Water to us dads.

Wyatt:
Is that stuff the reason your teeth look purple?

Me:
Yes.

Boone:
Then, I hate to tell you this, but mom's been drinking your Daddy Water, too.