Hermetically Sealed Dad
The boys are sick again. Maybe. It could be teething. All I know is they’re both sneezing, cranky, have runny noses and Wyatt looks like Jim Carroll before he cleaned up. Wait… Did Jim Carroll ever clean up?
Wyatt has nearly a full mouth of teeth already. He may also have a few of Boone’s. Plus, their snot is clear. For you non-parents, I know that sounds like I’m just offering gross details, but snot color is important. Green or yellow snot means an illness. Or your child has been snorting lines of Kool-Aid mix again.
If it does turn out to be another bug, I’m going to do my best to avoid catching it. The last one incapacitated me for weeks. After I post this, I’m purchasing a Hazmat suit and maybe a full-body condom and possibly a trough of Lysol. It may frighten the boys, but it’s for the best. “Come here, son. Give Darth Vader a hug.”
