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Anyone who has seen the trailer for Friends With Kids knows that the March 9 comedy could easily be a bizarro-world spiritual sequel to Bridesmaids, what with a cast that includes Kristen Wiig, Jon Hamm, Maya Rudolph, and Chris O’Dowd. But the film boasts even more lovable cast members: Friends With Kids focuses on two friends, played by Adam Scott and Jennifer Westfeldt, who decide to have a child together, platonically.

What in the blue fuck?

A few things:

Why is this the first I’m hearing of this movie?
I don’t mean to bag on a film for which I haven’t even seen a trailer (and I know they’re just going for the easy joke), but I disagree with the “pick two” thing. Like wholeheartedly.
Okay. I just watched the trailer and it’s not about a group of friends all of whom have kids. It’s about two friends who agree to have a kid together. And the trailer would have me believe it’s actually about relationships, not raising a child.
I’ll leave it up to you to decide if this poster features the worst Photoshop ever or the absolute worst Photoshop ever.
Seriously, Kristen Wiig looks like she’s really enjoying a dump.
After a whiskey bender.
In a Detroit alley.