The Nose Knows
Wyatt:
What is this?
Me:
What?
Wyatt:
This stuff coming out of my nose.
Me:
Oh, Jesus!
Wyatt:
You okay?
Me:
Oh, that's gross. Come here. Blow your nose.
Wyatt:
What is it?
Me:
Snot.
Boone:
Hey, I've got some, too.
Me:
Holy mother of God. Oh, that is so gross.
Wyatt:
Calm down. It's not that gross.
Me:
It's gross.
Boone:
You're not supposed to react that way. It could give us a complex about our bodily functions.
Wyatt:
And you're super supportive of our poops and those are way grosser.
Me:
I know. It's just ... hrrgh... Hold on... huumpgh...
Wyatt:
Dude.
Me:
Hold on... trying not to throw up...
Boone:
You want a hug?
Me:
No! Don't hug me. You've got snot all over your face.
Boone:
Dude, man up. It's just snod.
Me:
Snot.
Boone:
Whatever.
Wyatt:
Yeah, and judging from the amount coming out of my nose, you're going to be seeing a lot of it. Look, it's all sticky.
Me:
Hrrrgh!
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