Dr. Jekyll And Mr. Jekyll

Boone:
Mama!

Wyatt:
Mama!

Me:
Guys, calm down. She's right here.

Boone:
MAMA! WAAAAA!

Wyatt:
WAAAAA! I NEED MAMA!

Me:
Fellas! She's holding you both. What's the problem?

Boone:
EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE! I NEED MAMA!

Wyatt:
MAKE IT BETTER, MAMA!

Me:
Honey, maybe you better go in the other room for a bit.

Boone:
Wait. Where is she going? Hey, don't go!

Wyatt:
You drove her away!

Me:
Actually, you guys were doing that on your own.

Boone:
Great! She's gone now. WAY TO GO!

Wyatt:
NOOOOOO! MAMA!

Me:
I think you'll be fine. She'll be back in a bit.

Boone:
Who?

Me:
Mama.

Wyatt:
Yeah. It'll be good to see her when she gets back.

Boone:
Hey, Wyatt. Let's play with our toy piano.

Wyatt:
Oh, that sounds like fun.

Me:
What the hell?

Boone:
What?

Me:
You guys were freaking out like three seconds ago.

Wyatt:
Are you sure?

Me:
I'm pretty sure.

Boone:
I don't know, dude. Why would we be freaking out?

Me:
That's what I'm trying to figure out.

Boone:
I don't know what to tell you. I'm fine.

Wyatt:
Me, too. Ha! Boone, hit the piano like that again. That was funny.

Boone:
See, dude? Look how cute and normal we're being.

Me:
You were just... never mind. I'll tell your mom everything's cool.

Wyatt:
Of course it's cool, pop.

Boone:
Yeah.

Me:
Okay, guys. Here's mom.

Boone:
MAMA! MAKE IT BETTER!

Wyatt:
I NEED MAMA! MAMA! MAMA! MAMA!

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beyondthemat said: I’ve totally witnessed that kind of weird behavioral response. Would love to hear your psychological theory on the subject matter.
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