The Language Barrier
Boone:
"Craguh."
Me:
What?
Boone:
"Craguh."
Me:
I don't understand what you want.
Boone:
Dude, a cracker. I want another cracker.
Me:
Sorry. Jeez.
Wyatt:
It's not that hard to figure out. We're already eating crackers.
Me:
I know. I'm sorry.
Wyatt:
"Cracker."
Me:
That's good, Wyatt.
Wyatt:
Yeah, my diction is pretty good.
Me:
Say, "Cracker, please."
Wyatt:
"Cracker, peez."
Me:
Close enough. Here you go. Say, "Thank you."
Wyatt:
"Welcome."
Me:
No, say thank you, Wyatt.
Boone:
"Thahn goo, Wyatt."
Me:
No, not you.
Boone:
Dude! You're all 'I don't understand, speak, don't speak, you're doing it wrong.' Make up your mind.
Me:
You said it right, but I was talking to Wyatt. I want him to say thank you.
Wyatt:
"Welcome."
Me:
No, say thank you.
Wyatt:
"Welcome." Can I eat this cracker now?
Boone:
Bro, say thank...
Wyatt:
"Sank"
Boone:
Now, say you.
Wyatt:
"Coo."
Boone:
Good enough, old man?
Me:
Yeah. Thanks for the help.
Boone:
"You're welcome."
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