Yelling Them To Sleep (A Fake Conversation)
Wyatt:
If you push this button, the lights change color.
Boone:
Huh. How clever.
Me:
Guys!
Boone:
What?
Me:
It's 10 o'clock at night. Go to sleep!
Wyatt:
Well, I can't sleep with you yelling at me like that.
Me:
You should not be out of bed.
Boone:
If you didn't want us wandering around, you shouldn't have given us these new beds.
Wyatt:
Yeah, the whole room beckons us to play.
Me:
The whole... Get in bed!
Boone:
Dude, chill out. So, we're not sleeping. What's the big deal?
Me:
I don't want you to learn bad sleeping habits.
Wyatt:
Like coming in here and yelling at us is a good habit.
Me:
Bed! Now!
Boone:
Calm down, Atilla.
Wyatt:
Fine. We're in bed. How about dialing it back a bit?
Me:
Thank you. Now, go to sleep.
Boone:
That's not going to happen.
Me:
What? Why?
Wyatt:
We were all relaxed until you came in here shouting.
Boone:
Want to play with the Legos, Wyatt?
Wyatt:
Wait until Papa leaves.
Boone:
Oh, right... Goodnight, Papa.
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accol said:
We’re currently going through a phase where I have to camp out in there until they fall asleep or else chaos reigns. I’m not a fan.
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