The Daddy Complex

High-res They were swinging Superman-style. Then, I started pushing them higher. Like, WAAAAY higher. Sure, Wyatt eventually fell out and landed on his head, but he was okay. So, it was totally worth it.

They were swinging Superman-style. Then, I started pushing them higher. Like, WAAAAY higher. Sure, Wyatt eventually fell out and landed on his head, but he was okay. So, it was totally worth it.

At The Sushi Joint

Waiter:
Just so I have it right, for the salmon and eel rolls, did you want the half orders?

Me:
No, the full order.

Waiter:
Okay?

Me:
We're hungry. Don't judge us.

Upon Entering Best Buy

Me:
That sign says Best Buy has techfitters.

Wife:
So?

Me:
Techfitter is not a real word. Companies can't just make up words.

Wife:
Who cares?

Me:
"Welcome to Best Buy! Have a hurfuffle day!"

Wife:
Stop.