I was pregnant once. Three times actually. And, seriously, there are some really annoying people out there. Yes, most people are awesome. But some are just really, really annoying — and I wrote about those folks for the Huffington Post today. If you’d like to study, here’s the link. Test tomorrow!
To get them back at them for being so out of touch and making dads look incompetent in TV shows and movies, let’s all kick in money for a movie that makes studio execs and producers look like total clueless jackasses. That’ll show ‘em! HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA! Ha!-ha!… Ha ha ha… heh… Wait… Fuck.
If you are not married then do not give marriage advice.
If you are not a parent then don’t give parenting advice.
This times a million.
When something like this gets posted, invariably people say “Yes, but there’s nothing wrong with offering perspective” or some similar defense.
You know what? There is something wrong with offering perspective because “perspective,” by definition, means you’re looking at something, not being that something.
We did have fun, thanks. We hit the abandoned zoo at Griffith Park, which was fun and inspired a full day of “our kids should be caged” jokes. Those never get old.
Thanks! I had a good one. And glad you like the site. I think it’s gotten much better since I stopped writing solely about poop.
Thanks!… unless you mean like how I usually inspire other people to punch me in the face.
- Me: Anything I can do to help?
- Wife: Nope, just go hang out with the boys, make sure they haven't fallen out a window or something.
- Me: Okay. If they have, maybe we could watch a movie.
- Wife: Sure.