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June 2013

The 7 Most Annoying People You Will Meet When Pregnant

mammalingo:

I was pregnant once. Three times actually. And, seriously, there are some really annoying people out there. Yes, most people are awesome. But some are just really, really annoying — and I wrote about those folks for the Huffington Post today. If you’d like to study, here’s the link. Test tomorrow! 

Jun 18, 201330 notes
#parenting #motherhood #pregnancy #baby #mom

To get them back at them for being so out of touch and making dads look incompetent in TV shows and movies, let’s all kick in money for a movie that makes studio execs and producers look like total clueless jackasses. That’ll show ‘em! HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA! Ha!-ha!… Ha ha ha… heh… Wait… Fuck.

Jun 18, 201312 notes
#fatherhood #parenting #dad #movies #TV
Play
Jun 18, 20135 notes
#fatherhood #parenting #muppets #puppets #dad
Jun 18, 201323 notes
#fatherhood #parenting #dad #news #pop culture
Jun 18, 201372 notes
#fatherhood #parenting #dad #kids #family
Jun 17, 201393,421 notes
#priorities #we haz dem
If and Then

lettersforharper:

If you are not married then do not give marriage advice.

If you are not a parent then don’t give parenting advice.

This times a million.

When something like this gets posted, invariably people say “Yes, but there’s nothing wrong with offering perspective” or some similar defense.

You know what? There is something wrong with offering perspective because “perspective,” by definition, means you’re looking at something, not being that something.

Jun 17, 201348 notes
#fatherhood #parenting #motherhood #dad #mom
Newsweek/Daily Beast's BeastBest Awards - Best Family Twitterers → beastbestawards.thedailybeast.com

Holy shit.

This. Just. Happened.

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Jun 17, 201319 notes
#fatherhood #parenting #newsweek #thedailybeast
Jun 17, 201370 notes
#fatherhood #parenting #dad #twins #family
Happy father day! Hope you're having lots of fun with the twins!

We did have fun, thanks. We hit the abandoned zoo at Griffith Park, which was fun and inspired a full day of “our kids should be caged” jokes. Those never get old.

Jun 17, 20139 notes
Hope you are having a wonderful Father's Day! Love your blog

Thanks! I had a good one. And glad you like the site. I think it’s gotten much better since I stopped writing solely about poop.

Jun 17, 20136 notes
Jun 16, 201334 notes
#fatherhood #parenting #father's day #los angeles #dad
Jun 16, 201324 notes
#fatherhood #parenting #dad #father's day #bourbon
Happy father's day.. love the site. It has been an inspiration.

Thanks!… unless you mean like how I usually inspire other people to punch me in the face.

Jun 16, 20135 notes
Jun 16, 2013854 notes
#father's day #batman #fatherhood #parenting #dad
Play
Jun 16, 201310 notes
#whiskeydads #whiskey #father's day #fatherhood #dad
Jun 15, 201358 notes
#fatherhood #parenting #dad #kids #family
Conversation with my wife as she prepared a pre-Father's Day dinner
  • Me: Anything I can do to help?
  • Wife: Nope, just go hang out with the boys, make sure they haven't fallen out a window or something.
  • Me: Okay. If they have, maybe we could watch a movie.
  • Wife: Sure.
Jun 15, 201369 notes
#fatherhood #parenting #dad #family #motherhood
Jun 15, 201383,491 notes
#fatherhood #parenting #dad #father's day #father
Jun 15, 201332 notes
#fatherhood #parenting #dad #kids #family
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