The Daddy Complex

What's Your Function?

Wife:
Hey, Boone. In the sentence "Dad drives quickly," what is the noun?

Boone:
Dad.

Wife:
Wyatt, what is the adverb?

Wyatt:
Quickly.

Wife:
What’s the verb?

Wyatt:
Drives.

Me:
Wow! That’s amazing. I didn’t learn that stuff at school until I was much older.

Wife:
They didn’t learn that at school.

Me:
No?

Wife:
Schoolhouse Rock.

We got two used costumes and took parts from both to construct the most awesome ninja suit EVER!

I did a post called “Child Labor” for how2beadad​ recently that listed a few jobs that could easily be done by children. It’s a modest proposal…

Fox News Correspondent
Unlike the algebra teacher, whose lessons apply to almost nothing, the Fox News Correspondent’s gibberish applies to literally nothing—not rationality, known facts, common sense, humanity. And neither do the fits and tantrums of a toddler. You could replace Steve Doocy with a child in the throes of a meltdown about wanting chocolate cake for breakfast and get the exact same amount of useful information about the Affordable Care Act or Benghazi. Plus, Fox & Friends already sounds like a kid’s show anyway.

I did a post called “Child Labor” for how2beadad​ recently that listed a few jobs that could easily be done by children. It’s a modest proposal…

Fox News Correspondent

Unlike the algebra teacher, whose lessons apply to almost nothing, the Fox News Correspondent’s gibberish applies to literally nothing—not rationality, known facts, common sense, humanity. And neither do the fits and tantrums of a toddler. You could replace Steve Doocy with a child in the throes of a meltdown about wanting chocolate cake for breakfast and get the exact same amount of useful information about the Affordable Care Act or Benghazi. Plus, Fox & Friends already sounds like a kid’s show anyway.