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During a very professional panel discussion about the college admissions scandal, I MIGHT have mentioned that I dropped out twice. Also, I MAY have brought up clown college. Watch Inside the Issues tonight at 8pm and 11pm on Spectrum SoCal 1 to see...

During a very professional panel discussion about the college admissions scandal, I MIGHT have mentioned that I dropped out twice. Also, I MAY have brought up clown college. Watch Inside the Issues tonight at 8pm and 11pm on Spectrum SoCal 1 to see the magic.

Beach bums.

ktla.com Author David Vienna Talks New Book, ‘Anyone Can Be President’ ...

davidvienna:

Hey, lookie! I was on the KTLA Morning News talking about my new book Anyone Can Be President. (I also met Greg Grunberg in the green room. Super nice guy.)

Can parents share this book with their kids? Yes, but be prepared to discuss Bill Clinton’s wiener.

davidvienna:
“If you live in or around SoCal, you can catch me on the @ktlanews morning show tomorrow (April 1). I’ll be discussing my new book Anyone Can Be President, probably while trying desperately to hold in a fart.
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Watch it with the kids. I...

davidvienna:

If you live in or around SoCal, you can catch me on the @ktlanews morning show tomorrow (April 1). I’ll be discussing my new book Anyone Can Be President, probably while trying desperately to hold in a fart.

Watch it with the kids. I promise not to mention Bill Clinton’s peen.

“Take her to the moon for me, okay?”

Helpful Books Every New and Expecting Parent Should Read

Worth. Every. Penny.

Women's Health

If you’re expecting a wee one, @womenshealthmag compiled a list of the 25 best baby books and, hey, my book Calm The F*ck Down is no. 1. You should listen to them because they obviously have amazing taste.

Make campaign slogans great again!

As you know from my old series Discussing News With My Kids, our family talks news and politics a lot. Like, it’s kinda maddening sometimes. Because my new book Anyone Can Be President is (sorta) kid-friendly, I enlisted Wyatt to help me test out the Campaign Slogan Generator from the book. Plus, I examine a few slogans from past and present candidates.

davidvienna:

My new book is so fucking presidential it’s probably already bought by Russia.
I got my copies of Anyone Can Be President today and they’re awesome (and each book comes with campaign stickers!), so preorder it now or the Union will fall!

The boys had their first orchestra performance tonight. First-time players from all over the district came together to mimic the moans and shrieks previously only heard at an elephant dying ground. It was supposed to be music, I think… Anyway, at...

The boys had their first orchestra performance tonight. First-time players from all over the district came together to mimic the moans and shrieks previously only heard at an elephant dying ground. It was supposed to be music, I think… Anyway, at least they looked good.

Some artists, two drinking milkshakes.

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