Our new YouTube show really dives in and covers the toughest issues of the week in the funniest ways possible. It’s like Chatroulette with way less nudity.
Well, a bit less.
Here are all three episodes in a playlist.
Episode 1 - Scary Movies That Scarred Us, Ice Bucket Challenge Options and Teens Waking Up Late
Episode 2 - Magnet Schools, Drinking in Front of your Kids and Sharknado
Episode 3 -Adrian Peterson, Divorce Ruins Rich Kids and Parental Legacy
Every time you watch, a kitten gets its wings… which, as you can imagine, is very confusing for the kittens.
A new Pew Research study shows the one quality parents most want their kids to have is responsibility.
I agree, but I’ve already given up on that for my kids. They’re not even responsible enough to not cut their own hair.
Anyway, Pew polled more than 3,000 parents and education seemed to be one of the main factors in how they ranked the qualities. According to a Time article on the study, college-educated parents “regard tolerance, persistence and curiosity more highly than do parents with less education. Having kids who help others is more important to high-school-educated parents than it is to any other category.”
Interestingly, one of the qualities that never ranked the most important: Religious faith.
Have you watched the latest installment of Discussing News With My Kids yet? No? What is the ever-loving hell is wrong with you?
You should watch it for these reasons:
- My kids are freaking adorable
- They have fantastic ideas (I mean, pneumatic tubes? C’mon!)
- The theme music is kinda catchy
- People will think you’re super smart for being up on all the latest news and shit
We had a great time at the wedding. My officiating went pretty well — we laughed, we cried, I used the word “dick.” And the boys were great… tiring, but great.
This photo of me and my buddy New York Bob was taken by the groom after the ceremony and about half a bottle of Jameson.
For Scotland! A pic of me in my kilt!
(I know, I wasn’t drinking scotch, but still.)
The boys decided to create a water park for the creatures. Looks like the drought hit them, too.
Boone drew Iron Man for me. And he appears to have extra fingers.
When I die, my life is going to flash before my eyes and it’s mostly going to be me sitting on a toilet looking at my phone.
If you die on the toilet, that will be especially ironic.